hedlunds:

stands outside the divorce court waiting for hot dads who need love

reblog if your URL is an original.

you didn’t steal it from anyone neither made it look 99.9% similar to someone to get followers.

image

I’m not totally mad at you. I’m just sad. You’re all locked up in that little world of yours, and when I try knocking on the door, you just sort of look up for a second and go right back inside. —Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via larmoyante)

waggington:

is google making us stupid? is idiocracy coming true? are people actually not as smart as they once were? am i such an old crotchety jerk that i can’t handle change? how do i use an ipad

tr8p:

xx

kardafrican:

don’t hate me because i’m ugly. hate me for my shitty personality, too.

expensiveface:

"that boy is really cute" "wait cara arent you a lesbian how can you tell" you know what. youre right. i forgot to put on my HomoSpecs™, which allow me to view all men as grayish blurry blobs. Is that jeremy?? i can’t even tell now that i’m wearing my HomoSpecs™. all men look like the same unattractive indistinguishable gray haze to me because i am homosexual 

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

image

every draw my life ever

youtuber: i was born
youtuber: i went through troubles
youtuber: then i was like youtube
youtuber: an i wouldnt be here 2day without u guys
youtuber: xoxo subscribe
codes by
pohroro