stands outside the divorce court waiting for hot dads who need love

reblog if your URL is an original.

you didn’t steal it from anyone neither made it look 99.9% similar to someone to get followers.


I’m not totally mad at you. I’m just sad. You’re all locked up in that little world of yours, and when I try knocking on the door, you just sort of look up for a second and go right back inside. —Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via larmoyante)


is google making us stupid? is idiocracy coming true? are people actually not as smart as they once were? am i such an old crotchety jerk that i can’t handle change? how do i use an ipad




don’t hate me because i’m ugly. hate me for my shitty personality, too.


"that boy is really cute" "wait cara arent you a lesbian how can you tell" you know what. youre right. i forgot to put on my HomoSpecs™, which allow me to view all men as grayish blurry blobs. Is that jeremy?? i can’t even tell now that i’m wearing my HomoSpecs™. all men look like the same unattractive indistinguishable gray haze to me because i am homosexual 


the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut


every draw my life ever

youtuber: i was born
youtuber: i went through troubles
youtuber: then i was like youtube
youtuber: an i wouldnt be here 2day without u guys
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